Even if a single variable had been altered on the day, this random meeting may not have resulted in the meeting of John and Sherlock. Call it chance or call it fate, we’re just glad Mike Stamford has good memory.
I read an article about The Big Sleep(1946) where they had to hint at the sexual exploits of Carmen Sternwood because censorship wouldn’t allow them to say that she’s been doing pornographic photo shoots. So they put her in a “Chinese dress in a Chinese chair" as innuendo. During that period in Hollywood, people understood that "Chinese" was code for "immoral or deviant". Anyway, point is, mentioning "Chinese" was supposed explain that she did porn.
So, when Jensen says “I’m coming over” and “I want in”, the joke here means that if she brings up the word “Chinese”, then she could be sexually adventurous enough to be into threesomes.
Side note: He couldn’t have been referencing the Chinese Swing/Sex Swing because it wouldn’t make sense in the context of Jensen “wanting in” (unless he wants to borrow it)
How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks
asking the real questions
harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”
teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”
[albus arrives at hogwarts]
albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”
neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”
The Toronto International Film Festival 2014, Vanity Fair Portraits